Joe Momma's Breakfast Eatery

Q: WHY WOULD A COOK WHO JUST HAD A DISH RETURNED TO HIM BECAUSE IT WAS NOT PROPERLY COOKED, SEND YOU A REPLACEMENT JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL?
A: HE DIDN'T CARE; HE DIDN'T KNOW BETTER; HE IS REALLY NOT A COOK.

I JUST HAD THAT HAPPEN! JOE MOMMA'S MUCH ACCLAIMED CHICKEN FRIED STEAK CAME TO ME WITH BLOOD ACTUALLY RUNNING OUT OF IT. WHEN I RETURNED IT TO THE KITCHEN, A REPLACEMENT ALSO WAS BLOODY. COMPLAINTS TO THE OWNER PROMPTED THE REPLY, "I'M SORRY". THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH! IF YOU WANT TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT, DON'T GO THERE.