Hamburgers & Hot Dogs
1706 S 320th St, Federal Way, WA 98003
- Mon - Thu
11:00 am - 9:00 pm
- Fri - Sat
11:00 am - 10:00 pm
11:00 am - 9:00 pm
General InfoOUR "burger architects" are passionate about providing a CHEF driven dining experience with imaginative. Great tasting gourmet burgers along side OUR hand CUT fries and custom shakes.
Cuisines: Burgers, American, Hot Dogs
Price Range : Below Average
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Ok, so the food is messy. I mean, you can tell the guy who invented the menu was trying, but when you get a burger, dripping on arrival, and it's so bulbous you have to eat it with a fork, then I would prefer it be served on rice and called Asado con Arros.
So, I order this pulled pork sandwich... only it's not a sandwich. It's like a flavorless burger, topped with a quite savory pulled pork and a delicious cole slaw that is well balanced. Basically, they took a pulled pork, then added a burger with no flavor, just because "America"... Here is the conversation, as I heard it in my head.
"Jimmy! What are you doin?!?"
"I was adding a fork."
"When my grand pappie started this business, he didn't have a fork to his name. These pigs can eat this slop with their hands. We need to watch our expenses, and forks cost money. You wanna put Timmy through college or not?"
"Jimmy!!! What are ya' doin?"
"We don't include napkins. Hell, we don't include bags! America was founded on the sweat and grease of someone's forefathers, and we are doing them an honor by sharing this grease with our customers."
"Tony... you ate a lot of paint chips, when you were a kid, didn't you?"
"And what the hell is wrong with that?!?"
"If you wasn't my cousin..."
"Jimmy! What are you doing to those frys?!?"
"Garlic sweet potato fries, Tony."
"No, no! First, we don't use any oil. That gets costly. Just grab some of this dollar store Parmesan, then toss a pinch, when use this dried garlic powder, and just a light tap. Theys will never know the difference."
"Tony... you are either an idiot or a genius."
"Alright! You're not a genius."
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